Posts Tagged ‘Index’


Remake Chronicles Essays

TRUE GRIT: The Movie Star Versus The Actor

Matinee On the Bounty: Or, That’s Not Very Christian

Wielding Prop Spears Against Real Wolves: The Two Versions of TO BE OR NOT TO BE

Three Mutes, Three Mad Sculptors, One Paddle-Ball Man and Three Houses of Wax

One Pothole Away From Death: Two Versions of THE WAGES OF FEAR

The Two Troubled Commutes Of Ted Stryker

Counting the Chips at CASINO ROYALE

PSYCHO: A Remake That Was Just Plain Crazy

Remakes For Shmucks: Two Versions of THE DINNER GAME

Yeah, That Remake’s All Messed Up: Three Versions of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Murders Gone Messy: Two Versions of BLOOD SIMPLE

Three Upside-Down Ships: God And THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE

When Your Baby Has A Baby: The Father Of the Bride Movies

Four Deadbeat Dads: The Questionable Parenting Skills of the Doctors Frankenstein

Twenty-Four Angry Men

Just Get Me To The Church Alive: Two Versions of SEVEN CHANCES

Seymour Krelboyne’s Two Shifts at THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

When CAPTAIN AMERICA Blows His Mighty Chunks

Monkey See, Monkey Two: CONQUEST and RISE of THE PLANET OF THE APES

 

Assorted Other Film Essays

The Fattening Of APOCALYPSE NOW

The “Fraser”

CITY HEAT

Remake These!

Scenes That Shouldn’t Let the Door Kick Them In the Ass On the Way Out # 1: The Computer Virus

The Problem With THE NEXT THREE DAYS

Remake This #2

Great Moments In Miscasting # 1

When Sequels Fail #1: ENSIGN PULVER

Saying The Right Thing

On Taking Your Kids To The Movies

My Favorite Piece of Movie Trivia Ever. Ever.

How To Avoid Assholes At The Movies

Old Rose (from James Cameron’s TITANIC) was Stupid and Evil

Cosmic Lameness

More Cosmic Lameness: SARAH LANDON

Something I Felt I Just Had To Rant About

Assorted Cool Other Stuff

Ten Reasons

They Actually Exist (My encounter with two very familiar characters)

The Man Who Didn’t Lie To The Cops

February 2011 Index!

Posted: February 28, 2011 in Uncategorized
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Due to various availability problems that plagued us for the last calendar month, and left us seeing only single versions of several movies that would have been ripe fodder for Remake Chronicles essays, there were only two Remake Chronicles essay in the calendar month of February, which added to the one that appeared too late to get on the January index means a short list this time out. There might be a new one as early as tonight, but tomorrow is more likely.

For your convenience, here are the three remake essays since the January Index. As always, this only includes the remakes essays. Anything else is considered an extra.

One Pothole Away From Death: Two Versions of “The Wages Of Fear”

The Two Troubled Commutes Of Ted Stryker

Counting The Chips At Casino Royale

The January Index

Posted: January 31, 2011 in Index
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These were our Remake Chronicles essays for January. These are only the Remake essays; anything else on the blog is considered an extra.

True Grit: The Movie Star Versus The Actor

Matinee on The Bounty, or, “That’s Not Very Christian.”

Wielding Prop Spears Against Real Wolves: The Two Versions of To Be Or Not To Be

Three Mutes, Three Mad Sculptors, One Paddle-Ball Man and Three Houses of Wax

Essays in the planning stages include pieces on the two versions of Father of the Bride, the three versions of Night Of the Living Dead, and the two visits to Casino Royale. Expect the next essay, which is based on none of these three, by midweek.